Jenny M Benson
2018-04-01 20:12:29 UTC
magnificent examples of the art of Bad Taste are re-presented for your
appreciation. There no getting away from it, Mike McT figures
prominently again, so let's get his Nomination from Vicky out of the way
Btms said "... Ian is gay. Does this made him some sort of protected
species? He is being a pita atm imho."
Mike suggested "Perhaps he has run out of vaseline."
An excellent example of MV, there, neatly combined with top-class BT.
Next is, I think, a first-time Award winner, brought to our attention by
Brritski. When the spoiler for one Friday was "Pip is torn" Mr Ashby
wasted no time or decency in pointing out that "An inexpertly wielded
knitting needle will do that."
Penultimately, Brritters was in Nominating mode again (thank you for
such sterling service, Brritters!) when Fenny observed that she was
"pretty sure Jazzer's friend feels most things." (Nice one, Fenny!
And last, but by no means least, John Ashby appears again, this time
Nominating Paul Herber, who -when the enquiry "Excuse me Mr Daniels what
was it that first attracted you to MsMcGee?" was made, simply (and
neatly) contributed "<dead silence>".
And that, ladies and gentlerats, completes the prizegiving for this
year. And I have one last confession to make, which will tickle Btms no
end, I am sure. As you know, it was my intention to start this
evening's proceedings at 8 pm. I was carefully consulting my watch from
time to time to be sure I was ready at the appointed moment. It's just
unfortunate that I forgot that I have not yet advanced my watch to
British Summer Time!
Jenny M Benson