Post by Mike Post by krw Post by Penny
I now realise the Help file works on the XP netbook* but not on Windoze10
which doesn't recognise it at all - hence looking for microsoft help. My
copy stored on the desktop did exactly the same thing.
I think your os supplier has changed the way help works somewhere along
the line. Either way the help if gives is rarely helpful.
ISTRT there is a joke about a person in a helicopter asking about his
whereabouts from a person in a tall building and realises from the chaps
reply that he must be at the building where they write Micro$oft help
This it, Mike?
A helicopter with a pilot and a single passenger was flying around above Seattle when a
malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the darkness and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and
course to get back to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building with lights on and flew toward it, the pilot had the
passenger draw a handwritten sign reading, "WHERE AM I?", and hold it up for the
building's occupants to see.
People in the building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it
in a building window.
Their sign said, "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC
airport, and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the passenger asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A
HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.
The pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the Microsoft support building, they gave me a
technically correct but entirely useless answer."
Anne, Exceptionally Traditionally-built Dumrat