Post by Clive Arthur
Presumably they'll be capitalising on this publicity and bringing out a
special. But what to call it, and what toppings?
Starters - dough fingers (not at all pudgy).
Trio of dips
Pizza Prince (thick upper-crust).
Calzone Crown (permanently 8th in line for this one)
American Hot - guaranteed not to make you sweat
Underage chicken Seiz'er salad
Dessert - pizza with Yorkie behind Bars
epSteins of beer
Prosecco and not-so-secco
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