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Sid Nuncius
2020-02-01 19:35:34 UTC
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Having discussed these matters here previously, I thought it best to
make a Formal Decree about topics now considered to have exhausted their
BTN potential.

Although I am sure that umrats will continue to make thoroughly
tasteless contributions on the following topics, they have now ceased to
provide sufficient originality to qualify for Bad Taste Nominations.
BTNs for posts on these topics will therefore no longer be accepted:

Helen’s stabbing of Rob
Nigel’s death
Greg’s suicide
Ruth’s breast cancer and mastectomy

(Signed) BTM

Witness my Hand this First day of Febru...eh?

Oh, I do apologise – I thought I’d washed my hands. I am so sorry that
you have had to witness that.
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BrritSki
2020-02-01 20:30:13 UTC
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Having discussed these matters here previously, I thought it best to
make a Formal Decree about topics now considered to have exhausted their
BTN potential.
Although I am sure that umrats will continue to make thoroughly
tasteless contributions on the following topics, they have now ceased to
provide sufficient originality to qualify for Bad Taste Nominations.
Helen’s stabbing of Rob
Nigel’s death
Greg’s suicide
Ruth’s breast cancer and mastectomy
(Signed) BTM
Witness my Hand this First day of Febru...eh?
Oh, I do apologise – I thought I’d washed my hands.  I am so sorry that
you have had to witness that.
Coo.
John Ashby
2020-02-01 21:23:37 UTC
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Having discussed these matters here previously, I thought it best to
make a Formal Decree about topics now considered to have exhausted
their BTN potential.
Although I am sure that umrats will continue to make thoroughly
tasteless contributions on the following topics, they have now ceased
to provide sufficient originality to qualify for Bad Taste
Nominations. BTNs for posts on these topics will therefore no longer
Helen’s stabbing of Rob
Nigel’s death
Greg’s suicide
Ruth’s breast cancer and mastectomy
(Signed) BTM
Witness my Hand this First day of Febru...eh?
Oh, I do apologise – I thought I’d washed my hands.  I am so sorry
that you have had to witness that.
Coo.
It's spelled "coup".

john
steveski
2020-02-01 22:40:15 UTC
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Post by Sid Nuncius
Having discussed these matters here previously, I thought it best to
make a Formal Decree about topics now considered to have exhausted
their BTN potential.
Although I am sure that umrats will continue to make thoroughly
tasteless contributions on the following topics, they have now ceased
to provide sufficient originality to qualify for Bad Taste
Nominations. BTNs for posts on these topics will therefore no longer
Helen’s stabbing of Rob Nigel’s death Greg’s suicide Ruth’s breast
cancer and mastectomy
(Signed) BTM
Witness my Hand this First day of Febru...eh?
Oh, I do apologise – I thought I’d washed my hands.  I am so sorry
that you have had to witness that.
Coo.
It's spelled "coup".
Or 'Cool'.
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J. P. Gilliver (John)
2020-02-01 23:24:17 UTC
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Coo.
It's spelled "coup".
john
Whenever I hear (hear being the operative word) of a military coup, I
visualise heavily-armed pigeons.
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Penny
2020-02-02 00:02:34 UTC
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Coo.
It's spelled "coup".
john
Whenever I hear (hear being the operative word) of a military coup, I
visualise heavily-armed pigeons.
:)
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Penny
Annoyed by The Archers since 1959
Sam Plusnet
2020-02-02 19:46:32 UTC
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 Coo.
It's spelled "coup".
john
Whenever I hear (hear being the operative word) of a military coup, I
visualise heavily-armed pigeons.
And let slip the doves of war!
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Mike
2020-02-03 08:22:35 UTC
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 Coo.
It's spelled "coup".
john
Whenever I hear (hear being the operative word) of a military coup, I
visualise heavily-armed pigeons.
And let slip the doves of war!
Where are the Andies? On the end of the armies.
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Sid Nuncius
2020-02-03 09:42:01 UTC
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Where are the Andies? On the end of the armies.
Where did Hitler keep his armies? Up his sleevies.[1]

[1] Sorry. I haven't heard that for about 60 years, I think. It just
popped up.
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BrritSki
2020-02-03 09:45:55 UTC
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Where are the Andies? On the end of the armies.
Where did Hitler keep his armies?  Up his sleevies.[1]
[1] Sorry.  I haven't heard that for about 60 years, I think.  It just
popped up.
I'm sure Matron has a pill for things that "just pop up".
Or possibly a ruler.

No, to give it a whack, not to measure it.
Mike
2020-02-03 10:07:48 UTC
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Where are the Andies? On the end of the armies.
Where did Hitler keep his armies? Up his sleevies.[1]
[1] Sorry. I haven't heard that for about 60 years, I think. It just
popped up.
Put it away quickly Sid - Matron’s coming!
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Clive Arthur
2020-02-02 11:52:39 UTC
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Post by Sid Nuncius
Having discussed these matters here previously, I thought it best to
make a Formal Decree about topics now considered to have exhausted
their BTN potential.
Although I am sure that umrats will continue to make thoroughly
tasteless contributions on the following topics, they have now ceased
to provide sufficient originality to qualify for Bad Taste
Nominations. BTNs for posts on these topics will therefore no longer
Helen’s stabbing of Rob
Nigel’s death
Greg’s suicide
Ruth’s breast cancer and mastectomy
(Signed) BTM
Witness my Hand this First day of Febru...eh?
Oh, I do apologise – I thought I’d washed my hands.  I am so sorry
that you have had to witness that.
Coo.
It's spelled "coup".
john
Corps, a coup!
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Clive
Mike
2020-02-02 12:16:46 UTC
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Post by Sid Nuncius
Having discussed these matters here previously, I thought it best to
make a Formal Decree about topics now considered to have exhausted
their BTN potential.
Although I am sure that umrats will continue to make thoroughly
tasteless contributions on the following topics, they have now ceased
to provide sufficient originality to qualify for Bad Taste
Nominations. BTNs for posts on these topics will therefore no longer
Helen’s stabbing of Rob
Nigel’s death
Greg’s suicide
Ruth’s breast cancer and mastectomy
(Signed) BTM
Witness my Hand this First day of Febru...eh?
Oh, I do apologise – I thought I’d washed my hands.  I am so sorry
that you have had to witness that.
Coo.
It's spelled "coup".
john
Corps, a coup!
(Cue annoying Windows sound) “d'état”
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Nick Odell
2020-02-02 14:04:18 UTC
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Post by Sid Nuncius
Having discussed these matters here previously, I thought it best to
make a Formal Decree about topics now considered to have exhausted
their BTN potential.
Although I am sure that umrats will continue to make thoroughly
tasteless contributions on the following topics, they have now ceased
to provide sufficient originality to qualify for Bad Taste
Nominations. BTNs for posts on these topics will therefore no longer
Helen’s stabbing of Rob
Nigel’s death
Greg’s suicide
Ruth’s breast cancer and mastectomy
(Signed) BTM
Witness my Hand this First day of Febru...eh?
Oh, I do apologise – I thought I’d washed my hands.  I am so sorry
that you have had to witness that.
Coo.
It's spelled "coup".
john
Corps, a coup!
(Cue annoying Windows sound) “d'état”
Or "Golpe de estado" in the language which seems to have had most of
'em most recently.

Nick
BrritSki
2020-02-02 12:34:12 UTC
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Post by Sid Nuncius
Having discussed these matters here previously, I thought it best to
make a Formal Decree about topics now considered to have exhausted
their BTN potential.
Although I am sure that umrats will continue to make thoroughly
tasteless contributions on the following topics, they have now
ceased to provide sufficient originality to qualify for Bad Taste
Nominations. BTNs for posts on these topics will therefore no longer
Helen’s stabbing of Rob
Nigel’s death
Greg’s suicide
Ruth’s breast cancer and mastectomy
(Signed) BTM
Witness my Hand this First day of Febru...eh?
Oh, I do apologise – I thought I’d washed my hands.  I am so sorry
that you have had to witness that.
Coo.
It's spelled "coup".
john
Corps, a coup!
The first one of spring !
krw
2020-02-01 23:04:27 UTC
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Post by Sid Nuncius
Having discussed these matters here previously, I thought it best to
make a Formal Decree about topics now considered to have exhausted their
BTN potential.
Although I am sure that umrats will continue to make thoroughly
tasteless contributions on the following topics, they have now ceased to
provide sufficient originality to qualify for Bad Taste Nominations.
Helen’s stabbing of Rob
Nigel’s death
Greg’s suicide
Ruth’s breast cancer and mastectomy
(Signed) BTM
Witness my Hand this First day of Febru...eh?
Oh, I do apologise – I thought I’d washed my hands.  I am so sorry that
you have had to witness that.
What is this - three deaths and a reconstruction?

Do we know if there was a reconstruction?
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John Ashby
2020-02-02 05:50:03 UTC
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Post by Sid Nuncius
Having discussed these matters here previously, I thought it best to
make a Formal Decree about topics now considered to have exhausted
their BTN potential.
Although I am sure that umrats will continue to make thoroughly
tasteless contributions on the following topics, they have now ceased
to provide sufficient originality to qualify for Bad Taste
Nominations. BTNs for posts on these topics will therefore no longer
Helen’s stabbing of Rob
Nigel’s death
Greg’s suicide
Ruth’s breast cancer and mastectomy
(Signed) BTM
Witness my Hand this First day of Febru...eh?
Oh, I do apologise – I thought I’d washed my hands.  I am so sorry
that you have had to witness that.
What is this - three deaths and a reconstruction?
Worst Richard Curtis film ever.

john
Mike
2020-02-02 08:31:30 UTC
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Post by Sid Nuncius
Having discussed these matters here previously, I thought it best to
make a Formal Decree about topics now considered to have exhausted
their BTN potential.
Although I am sure that umrats will continue to make thoroughly
tasteless contributions on the following topics, they have now ceased
to provide sufficient originality to qualify for Bad Taste
Nominations. BTNs for posts on these topics will therefore no longer
Helen’s stabbing of Rob
Nigel’s death
Greg’s suicide
Ruth’s breast cancer and mastectomy
(Signed) BTM
Witness my Hand this First day of Febru...eh?
Oh, I do apologise – I thought I’d washed my hands.  I am so sorry
that you have had to witness that.
What is this - three deaths and a reconstruction?
Worst Richard Curtis film ever.
john
Their second album wasn’t up to much either.
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Jenny M Benson
2020-02-02 09:52:55 UTC
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What is this - three deaths and a reconstruction?
Worst Richard Curtis film ever.
TMML.
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Jenny M Benson
Wrexham, UK
Penny
2020-02-02 09:58:55 UTC
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What is this - three deaths and a reconstruction?
Worst Richard Curtis film ever.
TMML.
Too Many Mammaries Love?
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Annoyed by The Archers since 1959
Jenny M Benson
2020-02-02 10:06:57 UTC
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What is this - three deaths and a reconstruction?
Worst Richard Curtis film ever.
TMML.
Too Many Mammaries Love?
TMMLT!

(Or I could have said TMMLAW!)
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Jenny M Benson
Wrexham, UK
BrritSki
2020-02-02 10:24:06 UTC
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Post by krw
What is this - three deaths and a reconstruction?
Worst Richard Curtis film ever.
TMML.
Too Many Mammaries Love?
TMMLT!
(Or I could have said TMMLAW!)
:)
Penny
2020-02-02 12:52:59 UTC
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What is this - three deaths and a reconstruction?
Worst Richard Curtis film ever.
TMML.
Too Many Mammaries Love?
TMMLT!
(Or I could have said TMMLAW!)
Still baffled - it's not on http://www.umra.freeuk.com/nicks.html
It's not a Richard Curtis film.
There seems to be a twitter #TMMLT used, as far as I can see, when lipstick
or pens come in lots of colours.
Umra-izing led me to Too Many Men Like That and I suppose AW is As Well but
it doesn't seem to fit.
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Penny
Annoyed by The Archers since 1959
Mike
2020-02-02 13:52:52 UTC
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Post by Penny
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Post by John Ashby
Post by krw
What is this - three deaths and a reconstruction?
Worst Richard Curtis film ever.
TMML.
Too Many Mammaries Love?
TMMLT!
(Or I could have said TMMLAW!)
Still baffled - it's not on http://www.umra.freeuk.com/nicks.html
It's not a Richard Curtis film.
There seems to be a twitter #TMMLT used, as far as I can see, when lipstick
or pens come in lots of colours.
Umra-izing led me to Too Many Men Like That and I suppose AW is As Well but
it doesn't seem to fit.
Q. What is the connection between model railway layouts and women’s
breasts?

A. They are both intended for children - but daddies like playing with
them.
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Tony Smith Gloucestershire
2020-02-03 13:51:27 UTC
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A. They are both intended for children - but daddies like playing with
them.
So are some nursery rhymes ...

"Round and round the garden, like a teddy bear."

BrritSki
2020-02-02 14:04:34 UTC
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Post by John Ashby
Post by krw
What is this - three deaths and a reconstruction?
Worst Richard Curtis film ever.
TMML.
Too Many Mammaries Love?
TMMLT!
(Or I could have said TMMLAW!)
Still baffled - it's not on http://www.umra.freeuk.com/nicks.html
It's not a Richard Curtis film.
There seems to be a twitter #TMMLT used, as far as I can see, when lipstick
or pens come in lots of colours.
Umra-izing led me to Too Many Men Like That and I suppose AW is As Well but
it doesn't seem to fit.
That Made Me Laugh and That Made Me Laugh As Well.
Jenny M Benson
2020-02-02 15:58:36 UTC
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Post by Penny
On Sun, 2 Feb 2020 10:06:57 +0000, Jenny M Benson
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Post by Jenny M Benson
Post by Penny
On Sun, 2 Feb 2020 09:52:55 +0000, Jenny M Benson
scrawled in the dust...
Post by John Ashby
Post by krw
What is this - three deaths and a reconstruction?
Worst Richard Curtis film ever.
TMML.
Too Many Mammaries Love?
TMMLT!
(Or I could have said TMMLAW!)
Still baffled - it's not on http://www.umra.freeuk.com/nicks.html
It's not a Richard Curtis film.
There seems to be a twitter #TMMLT used, as far as I can see, when lipstick
or pens come in lots of colours.
Umra-izing led me to Too Many Men Like That and I suppose AW is As Well but
it doesn't seem to fit.
That Made Me Laugh and That Made Me Laugh As Well.
Yet more proof that Brritters and I have Great Minds!
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Wrexham, UK
BrritSki
2020-02-02 16:01:40 UTC
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Post by Penny
On Sun, 2 Feb 2020 09:52:55 +0000, Jenny M Benson
scrawled in the dust...
Post by John Ashby
Post by krw
What is this - three deaths and a reconstruction?
Worst Richard Curtis film ever.
TMML.
Too Many Mammaries Love?
TMMLT!
(Or I could have said TMMLAW!)
Still baffled - it's not on http://www.umra.freeuk.com/nicks.html
It's not a Richard Curtis film.
There seems to be a twitter #TMMLT used, as far as I can see, when lipstick
or pens come in lots of colours.
Umra-izing led me to Too Many Men Like That and I suppose AW is As Well but
it doesn't seem to fit.
That Made Me Laugh and That Made Me Laugh As Well.
Yet more proof that Brritters and I have Great Minds!
Indeed, but I didn't understand it first time round either :)
Penny
2020-02-02 16:00:44 UTC
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Post by Penny
scrawled in the dust...
Post by Jenny M Benson
Post by Penny
scrawled in the dust...
Post by John Ashby
Post by krw
What is this - three deaths and a reconstruction?
Worst Richard Curtis film ever.
TMML.
Too Many Mammaries Love?
TMMLT!
(Or I could have said TMMLAW!)
Still baffled - it's not on http://www.umra.freeuk.com/nicks.html
It's not a Richard Curtis film.
There seems to be a twitter #TMMLT used, as far as I can see, when lipstick
or pens come in lots of colours.
Umra-izing led me to Too Many Men Like That and I suppose AW is As Well but
it doesn't seem to fit.
That Made Me Laugh and That Made Me Laugh As Well.
Thank you BrritSki, I'm obviously having a dull day.
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Penny
Annoyed by The Archers since 1959
BrritSki
2020-02-02 09:05:08 UTC
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Post by Sid Nuncius
Having discussed these matters here previously, I thought it best to
make a Formal Decree about topics now considered to have exhausted
their BTN potential.
Although I am sure that umrats will continue to make thoroughly
tasteless contributions on the following topics, they have now ceased
to provide sufficient originality to qualify for Bad Taste
Nominations. BTNs for posts on these topics will therefore no longer
Helen’s stabbing of Rob
Nigel’s death
Greg’s suicide
Ruth’s breast cancer and mastectomy
(Signed) BTM
Witness my Hand this First day of Febru...eh?
Oh, I do apologise – I thought I’d washed my hands.  I am so sorry
that you have had to witness that.
What is this - three deaths and a reconstruction?
Do we know if there was a reconstruction?
Careful Kosmo, it's getting on Sid's tits.
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