Post by J. P. Gilliver (John)
How come Ems has applied to be Barmaid? We hadnt heard she was giving up
the chicken factory.
Yes, I thought that came rather out of the blue.
Mind you, Soosan wouldnt want her stinky overalls in
her posh washing machine
Who in Ambridge do we think might have a Whirlpool washing machine,
that's subject to the recall? (Will we have a house fire?)
or sleeping all day.
Nah, itll all come out in the wash.
We've actually got a Whirlpool washing machine. After 10 years in the
house, which was a new build with new kitchen goods, all Whirlpool,
only the washing machine has not had to be changed, yet. It has been
fussy about starting for a few years now though. You have to click the
start and then bang on the door.
The fridge freezer had to be changed but it was next door's that
actually caught fire. Our neighbour called in in a panic and B stopped
the fire and they sent tof an electrician. Two ovens have died, we've
had a new hob and the original had been wrongly installed, and we've
had a new dishwasher. Lots of the lights blew bulbs frequently until
B (who was an electrician's mate for a while) changed the transformer.
Or maybe three of them and he's still got a spare.
This was a Barrett home. The back door was wrong too. They denied
this but eventually had to admit it and fix it. Their guarantee
snagging was rubbish.