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I'm not a pedant, I'm a literalist
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Penny
2019-07-30 12:47:25 UTC
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I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
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Mike
2019-07-30 13:01:09 UTC
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I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
Well, for a start, you need a wide broadband, low jitter is also vital,
Virgin Media is one ISP to avoid, oh! Don’t forget fresh bunny cells, they
help a great deal! ;-)

I’m sure Brritski will be ableto provide more tips (ooh err.... missus!)

For further information, go to
http://howbroadisyourband.bigboys.c.....[lost carrier]
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Sally Thompson
2019-07-30 13:53:17 UTC
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I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
Perhaps it depends on the shape of the camera.
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Mike
2019-07-30 14:57:48 UTC
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I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
Perhaps it depends on the shape of the camera.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Manfrotto-Element-Aluminium-Monopod-Red/dp/B07379TW5J/
I'll get me grubby mac.
We have a monopod but, ‘onissly ossifer, we wouldn’t use it in the manner
that Mr. Sid is suggesting!!!
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Sally Thompson
2019-07-30 14:38:50 UTC
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Post by Penny
I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
Perhaps it depends on the shape of the camera.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Manfrotto-Element-Aluminium-Monopod-Red/dp/B07379TW5J/
I'll get me grubby mac.
Is that a telephoto lens or are you pleased to see me?
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Penny
2019-07-30 19:11:01 UTC
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Post by Penny
I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
Perhaps it depends on the shape of the camera.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Manfrotto-Element-Aluminium-Monopod-Red/dp/B07379TW5J/
I'll get me grubby mac.
How odd, Sid's post hasn't arrived here yet :(
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Is that a telephoto lens or are you pleased to see me?
:)
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Sam Plusnet
2019-07-31 21:22:02 UTC
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I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
Perhaps it depends on the shape of the camera.
Perhaps an irritated person simply told them where they could stick...
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Nick Odell
2019-07-30 16:17:15 UTC
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I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
I dunno: is a web cam very different from a bicycle?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html

Nick
J. P. Gilliver (John)
2019-07-30 22:31:18 UTC
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Post by Penny
I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
I dunno: is a web cam very different from a bicycle?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bic
ycle-sentenced.html
Nick
I think it was being excessive to put the man on the register. (For
those who haven't read the article, he was caught doing whatever he was
doing - which isn't clear - by cleaners coming into a hotel room.)
Seriously. I can't see that he's a danger to the public, which I thought
was the purpose of the register. I know there's a "better safe than
sorry" attitude, but there's also the danger of bringing the register
into disrepute (if people think it includes just sad but not dangerous
people, it becomes less serious, and being put on it less of a deterrent
[in extremis some people might even try to get so put]).

I liked the question of whether the bicycle was over 16 years old though
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Joe Kerr
2019-07-31 14:00:02 UTC
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Post by Penny
I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
I dunno: is a web cam very different from a bicycle?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html
Nick
Good question. Have you ever tried taking a photograph with a bicycle?
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Mike
2019-07-31 14:49:53 UTC
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Post by Penny
I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
I dunno: is a web cam very different from a bicycle?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html
Nick
Good question. Have you ever tried taking a photograph with a bicycle?
A Raleigh SLR?
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Sam Plusnet
2019-07-31 21:18:38 UTC
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Post by Penny
I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
I dunno: is a web cam very different from a bicycle?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html
Nick
Good question. Have you ever tried taking a photograph with a bicycle?
A Raleigh SLR?
Point and scoot?
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BrritSki
2019-07-31 16:14:26 UTC
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Post by Penny
I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
I dunno: is a web cam very different from a bicycle?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html
Nick
Good question. Have you ever tried taking a photograph with a bicycle?
Only of feminist fish.
Nick Odell
2019-07-31 17:26:52 UTC
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Post by Penny
I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
I dunno: is a web cam very different from a bicycle?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html
Nick
Good question. Have you ever tried taking a photograph with a bicycle?
You might be surprised at what I've used to take photographs.

ISBN 978-1285089317

Today I used a train though I admit the results were not as good as I
had hoped.

Nick
Mike
2019-07-31 17:49:08 UTC
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Post by Penny
I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
I dunno: is a web cam very different from a bicycle?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html
Nick
Good question. Have you ever tried taking a photograph with a bicycle?
You might be surprised at what I've used to take photographs.
ISBN 978-1285089317
Today I used a train though I admit the results were not as good as I
had hoped.
Nick
Did a silly buffer get in the way?
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Penny
2019-07-31 18:29:20 UTC
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Post by Joe Kerr
Post by Nick Odell
Post by Penny
I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
I dunno: is a web cam very different from a bicycle?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html
Nick
Good question. Have you ever tried taking a photograph with a bicycle?
You might be surprised at what I've used to take photographs.
ISBN 978-1285089317
Today I used a train though I admit the results were not as good as I
had hoped.
I've seen excellent photographs taken with a wheelie bin but have never
performed a sex act with one.
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steveski
2019-07-31 18:39:28 UTC
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On Wed, 31 Jul 2019 18:26:52 +0100, Nick Odell
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Post by Penny
I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I
was left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
I dunno: is a web cam very different from a bicycle?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-
bicycle-sentenced.html
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Post by Nick Odell
Post by Joe Kerr
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Nick
Good question. Have you ever tried taking a photograph with a bicycle?
You might be surprised at what I've used to take photographs.
ISBN 978-1285089317
Today I used a train though I admit the results were not as good as I
had hoped.
I've seen excellent photographs taken with a wheelie bin but have never
performed a sex act with one.
"Anyone can make a mistake" said the Dalek . . .
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Mike
2019-08-01 07:11:52 UTC
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On Wed, 31 Jul 2019 18:26:52 +0100, Nick Odell
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Post by Nick Odell
Post by Penny
I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
I dunno: is a web cam very different from a bicycle?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html
Nick
Good question. Have you ever tried taking a photograph with a bicycle?
You might be surprised at what I've used to take photographs.
ISBN 978-1285089317
Today I used a train though I admit the results were not as good as I
had hoped.
I've seen excellent photographs taken with a wheelie bin but have never
performed a sex act with one.
‘Was it no good then?’
‘No, it was rubbish.’
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Fenny
2019-07-30 22:32:07 UTC
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I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
Carefully?
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Fenny
steveski
2019-07-31 00:48:16 UTC
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I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
I can't - I keep falling off.
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Jenny M Benson
2019-07-31 09:07:46 UTC
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I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
I can't - I keep falling off.
Now, if only you'd said "I can't - I keep coming off" you'd have been in
line for one of Sid's new MV awards.
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Mike
2019-07-31 10:29:07 UTC
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I know it's no laughing matter but listening to lunchtime TV news I was
left wondering, how does one "perform sex acts on web cams"?
I can't - I keep falling off.
Now, if only you'd said "I can't - I keep coming off" you'd have been in
line for one of Sid's new MV awards.
A semenal work perhaps?
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