Post by BrritSki Post by BrritSki Post by Vicky Ayech
You mean Ian can stuff a chicken and bone a lamb, so should know where
to put the nappy on a baby?
As long as he doesn't get confused and bone the baby...
or stuff it for that matter !
Sheesh, what do you have to do to get a BTN around here ?
This and Rosie's memorial plums a week or so ago and nothing, not a
peep. I wonder why I bother ? :(
Well, I was impressed and was waiting. It's not really for the BTM to
speak first on these matters, though.
If anyone wishes to make a suggestion...?
Thanks for trying Sid.
You are old Britters dear, the young man said
Do you think at your age it is wise
To post all the time on umra
When you never get any replies ?
I post what I like the umrat replied
I suppose that's what everyone do
Even when all's been posted before -
There's never a thing that is new.
You are old, said the youth, As I mentioned before,
And these days the young are all woke
Don't you think that it's best to give it a rest
And retire every non-PC joke ?
In my youth, said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
I lived on the strength of my wits
I don't like to waste my exceeding bad taste
Mere vulgarity gets on my tits
You are old," said the youth, And your views are too right
For this liberal re-mainer crew
Please get in this carriage with old Mr. Farage
And wave the elite fair adieu
In my youth my young pal, I was even more right
But my stance has been softened with age
And by umrats - nice guys - and mostly quite wise
But now they so rarely engage
So you're right and I know that I really must go
With the B-word I wave my farewell
It's not only Britain that's going to exit
But BrittSki is going as well.