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Basil the Boar
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Clive Arthur
2019-10-03 07:58:08 UTC
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I suppose Rex couldn't afford the fees, but now he's available you'd
think David Cameron might advise pro boner.

Cheers
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Clive
Vicky Ayech
2019-10-03 10:24:06 UTC
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On Thu, 3 Oct 2019 08:58:08 +0100, Clive Arthur
Post by Clive Arthur
I suppose Rex couldn't afford the fees, but now he's available you'd
think David Cameron might advise pro boner.
Cheers
Can't Rex remove the sperm from the boar by hand and then put it in
the sows? or get Snappy to do it?
Clive Arthur
2019-10-03 11:49:57 UTC
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Post by Vicky Ayech
On Thu, 3 Oct 2019 08:58:08 +0100, Clive Arthur
Post by Clive Arthur
I suppose Rex couldn't afford the fees, but now he's available you'd
think David Cameron might advise pro boner.
Cheers
Can't Rex remove the sperm from the boar by hand and then put it in
the sows? or get Snappy to do it?
<Lady Bracknell>

A ham-job?

</Lady Bracknell>

Cheers
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Clive
Jenny M Benson
2019-10-03 12:41:57 UTC
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Post by Clive Arthur
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Thu, 3 Oct 2019 08:58:08 +0100, Clive Arthur
Post by Clive Arthur
I suppose Rex couldn't afford the fees, but now he's available you'd
think David Cameron might advise pro boner.
Cheers
Can't Rex remove the sperm from the boar by hand and then put it in
the sows? or get Snappy to do it?
<Lady Bracknell>
A ham-job?
</Lady Bracknell>
Cheers
Excellent!
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BrritSki
2019-10-03 12:58:41 UTC
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Post by Clive Arthur
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Thu, 3 Oct 2019 08:58:08 +0100, Clive Arthur
Post by Clive Arthur
I suppose Rex couldn't afford the fees, but now he's available you'd
think David Cameron might advise pro boner.
Cheers
Can't Rex remove the sperm from the boar by hand and then put it in
the sows? or get Snappy to do it?
<Lady Bracknell>
A ham-job?
</Lady Bracknell>
BTN !
Sid Nuncius
2019-10-04 06:23:28 UTC
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Post by Clive Arthur
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Thu, 3 Oct 2019 08:58:08 +0100, Clive Arthur
Post by Clive Arthur
I suppose Rex couldn't afford the fees, but now he's available you'd
think David Cameron might advise pro boner.
Cheers
Can't Rex remove the sperm from the boar by hand and then put it in
the sows? or get Snappy to do it?
<Lady Bracknell>
A ham-job?
</Lady Bracknell>
BTN !
No. But outstanding MV.
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Chris McMillan
2019-10-03 14:22:10 UTC
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Post by Vicky Ayech
On Thu, 3 Oct 2019 08:58:08 +0100, Clive Arthur
Post by Clive Arthur
I suppose Rex couldn't afford the fees, but now he's available you'd
think David Cameron might advise pro boner.
Cheers
Can't Rex remove the sperm from the boar by hand and then put it in
the sows? or get Snappy to do it?
Don’t know if there’s such a thing as AI for pigs as there is for cattle.

Sincerely Chris
Mike
2019-10-03 14:23:16 UTC
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Post by Chris McMillan
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Thu, 3 Oct 2019 08:58:08 +0100, Clive Arthur
Post by Clive Arthur
I suppose Rex couldn't afford the fees, but now he's available you'd
think David Cameron might advise pro boner.
Cheers
Can't Rex remove the sperm from the boar by hand and then put it in
the sows? or get Snappy to do it?
Don’t know if there’s such a thing as AI for pigs as there is for cattle.
Sincerely Chris
Ham Fisting?
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BrritSki
2019-10-03 15:20:18 UTC
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Post by Chris McMillan
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Thu, 3 Oct 2019 08:58:08 +0100, Clive Arthur
Post by Clive Arthur
I suppose Rex couldn't afford the fees, but now he's available you'd
think David Cameron might advise pro boner.
Cheers
Can't Rex remove the sperm from the boar by hand and then put it in
the sows? or get Snappy to do it?
Don’t know if there’s such a thing as AI for pigs as there is for cattle.
I believe there is:
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With Turing at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With Turing at the end of his nose.

And for sheep there are heweristics...
Clive Arthur
2019-10-03 15:25:06 UTC
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Post by BrritSki
Post by Chris McMillan
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Thu, 3 Oct 2019 08:58:08 +0100, Clive Arthur
Post by Clive Arthur
I suppose Rex couldn't afford the fees, but now he's available you'd
think David Cameron might advise pro boner.
Cheers
Can't Rex remove the sperm from the boar by hand and then put it in
the sows? or get Snappy to do it?
Don’t know if there’s such a thing as AI for pigs as there is for cattle.
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
   With Turing at the end of his nose,
             His nose,
             His nose,
   With Turing at the end of his nose.
And for sheep there are heweristics...
"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring?"

"Bugger off, Cameron!"

Cheers
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Clive
BrritSki
2019-10-03 15:29:34 UTC
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Post by Clive Arthur
Post by BrritSki
Post by Chris McMillan
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Thu, 3 Oct 2019 08:58:08 +0100, Clive Arthur
Post by Clive Arthur
I suppose Rex couldn't afford the fees, but now he's available you'd
think David Cameron might advise pro boner.
Cheers
Can't Rex remove the sperm from the boar by hand and then put it in
the sows? or get Snappy to do it?
Don’t know if there’s such a thing as AI for pigs as there is for cattle.
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
    With Turing at the end of his nose,
              His nose,
              His nose,
    With Turing at the end of his nose.
And for sheep there are heweristics...
"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring?"
"Bugger off, Cameron!"
LOL

I forgot cows have Moolean arithmetic and hounds (Min !) Bayesian Logic.
Sid Nuncius
2019-10-04 06:25:31 UTC
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Post by Clive Arthur
"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring?"
"Bugger off, Cameron!"
Still laughing. Thanks, Clive.
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Mike
2019-10-03 15:32:46 UTC
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Post by BrritSki
Post by Chris McMillan
Post by Vicky Ayech
On Thu, 3 Oct 2019 08:58:08 +0100, Clive Arthur
Post by Clive Arthur
I suppose Rex couldn't afford the fees, but now he's available you'd
think David Cameron might advise pro boner.
Cheers
Can't Rex remove the sperm from the boar by hand and then put it in
the sows? or get Snappy to do it?
Don’t know if there’s such a thing as AI for pigs as there is for cattle.
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With Turing at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With Turing at the end of his nose.
And for sheep there are heweristics...
Quite Enigmatic that;-)
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Toodle Pip
Jim Easterbrook
2019-10-03 15:35:25 UTC
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Post by BrritSki
Post by Chris McMillan
Don’t know if there’s such a thing as AI for pigs as there is for cattle.
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With Turing at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With Turing at the end of his nose.
And for sheep there are heweristics...
And arable farmers rely on the Cabbage Difference Engine.
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Mike
2019-10-03 15:48:54 UTC
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Post by Jim Easterbrook
Post by BrritSki
Post by Chris McMillan
Don’t know if there’s such a thing as AI for pigs as there is for cattle.
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With Turing at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With Turing at the end of his nose.
And for sheep there are heweristics...
And arable farmers rely on the Cabbage Difference Engine.
And silkworms - Lovelace.
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Toodle Pip
Penny
2019-10-03 20:42:36 UTC
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On Thu, 3 Oct 2019 16:20:18 +0100, BrritSki <***@gmail.com>
scrawled in the dust...
Post by BrritSki
Post by Chris McMillan
Don’t know if there’s such a thing as AI for pigs as there is for cattle.
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With Turing at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With Turing at the end of his nose.
Nose?
I don't think that would work at all!
Besides, two chaps would need a surrogate - gosh, almost on topic!
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Penny
Annoyed by The Archers since 1959
Mike
2019-10-04 07:28:02 UTC
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Post by Penny
scrawled in the dust...
Post by BrritSki
Post by Chris McMillan
Don’t know if there’s such a thing as AI for pigs as there is for cattle.
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With Turing at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With Turing at the end of his nose.
Nose?
I don't think that would work at all!
Besides, two chaps would need a surrogate - gosh, almost on topic!
Bath Chaps?
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Toodle Pip
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