2020-01-28 09:07:42 UTC
suggesting that the English cricket team were rubbish, the batsman
unable to hit a beach ball with a stick of rhubarb, the spinners lacking
any sort of deviation, the pacemen being broken down old hacks and the
captain ready for retirement.
There is not a jot or tittle of truth in these suggestions. It is clear
that these are the finest players ever to don whites for England, the
fast bowlers deadly, even without Jofra, the spinners subtle and devious
and the wielders of the willow displaying class with every stroke right
down the order. All led of course by a lion, whose strategic and
tactical nous is second to none, and helped of course by the coin kindly
supplied by Huawei.
These fine lads are now set to dominate World Cricket for the rest of
the decade and win the Ashes for the forseeable future.