Post by Birthday Monitor
Birthday News for today, 2 August: StJohn Weyers RIP and Rosie
Many thanks, dear Umrats, for the buffday greetings. I'm sorry I'm late
coming to it but I don't have a satisfactory usenet client on my home
box at the moment.
I have some fuzzy memories of Full Scottish in the morning, coffee cake
and ice cream on the Ayrshire coast in the afternoon and concluding in
the evening at Katie's with something brightly coloured that they
said was a jelly baby but I've never seen a jellybaby before that came
as layers of luminescent colours in a tall glass with straws poking out
of it. As I thought there was something about it that made me go fuzzy I
asked for some tea and they brought me some special tea from Nassau
County, wherever that is. I don't remember much of what happened next.
 A Glaswegian establishment for ladies of a sapphic disposition, m'lud.