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[nick]

Many years ago. (When I was young and charming) As many people know, I
practiced some dissembling.

The trouble is, I can't remember if I actually did it or merely let the
imagination run away and pretend that I did it but over a period of time
I lead Liliana to believe that I had rearranged the letters in an
illuminated "Merry Christmas" string to read something naughty instead.

And now she is here. She's discovered the set of Merry Christmas lights
and wants me to do something saucy with them (down Brritters... no, on
this occasion I think it ought to be 'up Brritters')

So, suggestions please. Can you take some or all of the letters in
M-E-R-R-Y-C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
and make something naughty out of them for me?

I'd be so grateful!

Nick

[Clive Arthur]

Post by nick
Many years ago. (When I was young and charming) As many people know, I
practiced some dissembling.
The trouble is, I can't remember if I actually did it or merely let the
imagination run away and pretend that I did it but over a period of time
I lead Liliana to believe that I had rearranged the letters in an
illuminated "Merry Christmas" string to read something naughty instead.
And now she is here. She's discovered the set of Merry Christmas lights
and wants me to do something saucy with them (down Brritters... no, on
this occasion I think it ought to be 'up Brritters')
So, suggestions please.  Can you take some or all of the letters in
            M-E-R-R-Y-C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
and make something naughty out of them for me?
I'd be so grateful!
Nick

Not really naughty, but Chelsea slips up and, "My trim scars her!".

[BrritSki]

Post by Clive Arthur

Post by nick
Many years ago. (When I was young and charming) As many people know, I
practiced some dissembling.
The trouble is, I can't remember if I actually did it or merely let the
imagination run away and pretend that I did it but over a period of time
I lead Liliana to believe that I had rearranged the letters in an
illuminated "Merry Christmas" string to read something naughty instead.
And now she is here. She's discovered the set of Merry Christmas lights
and wants me to do something saucy with them (down Brritters... no, on
this occasion I think it ought to be 'up Brritters')
So, suggestions please.  Can you take some or all of the letters in
             M-E-R-R-Y-C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
and make something naughty out of them for me?
I'd be so grateful!
Nick

Not really naughty, but Chelsea slips up and, "My trim scars her!".

"Shat" rimmers cry

Cry "Smarmer's shit"

Myrrhic streams (post asparagus perhaps)

R stir my err, chasm

Shimmery carts

Scry shit rammer (what happens to the crystal ball doesn't bear
thinking of).

[Joe Kerr]

Post by nick
Many years ago. (When I was young and charming) As many people know, I
practiced some dissembling.

You can't fight the passage of time.

Post by nick
The trouble is, I can't remember if I actually did it or merely let the
imagination run away and pretend that I did it but over a period of time
I lead Liliana to believe that I had rearranged the letters in an
illuminated "Merry Christmas" string to read something naughty instead.
And now she is here. She's discovered the set of Merry Christmas lights
and wants me to do something saucy with them (down Brritters... no, on
this occasion I think it ought to be 'up Brritters')
So, suggestions please.  Can you take some or all of the letters in
            M-E-R-R-Y-C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
and make something naughty out of them for me?
I'd be so grateful!
Nick

I'll have to get back to you on naughty, but in the meantime I can offer
the seasonal "mm is Sherry cart" that you would probably prefer over "mm
racist Sherry".

[Joe Kerr]

Post by Joe Kerr

Post by nick
Many years ago. (When I was young and charming) As many people know, I
practiced some dissembling.

You can't fight the passage of time.

Post by nick
The trouble is, I can't remember if I actually did it or merely let the
imagination run away and pretend that I did it but over a period of time
I lead Liliana to believe that I had rearranged the letters in an
illuminated "Merry Christmas" string to read something naughty instead.
And now she is here. She's discovered the set of Merry Christmas lights
and wants me to do something saucy with them (down Brritters... no, on
this occasion I think it ought to be 'up Brritters')
So, suggestions please.  Can you take some or all of the letters in
             M-E-R-R-Y-C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
and make something naughty out of them for me?
I'd be so grateful!
Nick

I'll have to get back to you on naughty, but in the meantime I can offer
the seasonal "mm is Sherry cart" that you would probably prefer over "mm
racist Sherry".

I'm not having much luck with naughty, depending on your definition.
I've come up with a bit of a mixed bag, but enough of my problems.

Mice myrrh tsars
Cis myrrh master
Metric ass myrrh
Cites myrrh rams
Merry scram shit or Scram merry shit
Marcs merry shit
Cry re shit smarm
Mm try arse Chris
Rim scams try her
Rhymer rims cats
Match merry sirs
Hm merry racists
Retry Miss Charm
Try charm misers
Try charm me sirs
Marry Miss Retch
My rams rest rich
My rams retch sir
Try ram rim chess

I do quite like the idea of greeting people with a cheery "Merry mirth sacs"

Could you just string a few appropriate letters together and claim it to
be something utterly depraved in the local dialect?

[nick]

Marvelous! All of them! And enough to keep me going until the Three Wise
Men turn up! But don't let that stop you...

Nick

[Clive Arthur]

Post by nick
Marvelous! All of them! And enough to keep me going until the Three Wise
Men turn up! But don't let that stop you...
Nick

Lo, Lick End while waiting for the the Wieners Theme?