Chris J Dixon
2024-06-12 08:44:47 UTC
Presumably accidentally, over on uk.media.radio.bbc-r4
Chris
I was reading an old Radio Times, and thought UMRA might like this, from
their Stream of Consciousness column. It's nearly a year old, but I
From RT 12-18 August 2023 (page 109)
===
Stream of Consciousness
DAVID HEPWORTH
I'm not gonna lie, /The Archers/ of 2023 has lost its charm
[that was a sort of headline, I suspect extracted by the editing staff]
WE USED to be an /Archers/ household. Never missed. Then came the
pandemic and we got out of the habit. It was liberating to break loose.
I had no regrets. It was as though we'd spent the previous 20 years
tethered to a lunatic.
I do like to drop in every now and then, just to see how things are
going. When I catch the odd episode on BBC Sounds I feel as though I'm
wandering through Ambridge, trying to put a name to the urchin who just
whizzed past me on a scooter, noting which front doors have been
Farrow-and-Balled and wondering what's the latest ill-advised novelty on
the menu at The Bull.
The first line of dialogue I heard when turning on this time was
"While it's quiet, let's check the sell-by dates". I was thrilled. This
is precisely the kind of low-stakes drama I always looked to /The
Archers/ to provide. I anticipated the theme tune swelling over the
sound of Helen tentatively nibbling an expired bourbon and the ensuing
cliffhanger as we waited to see whether the next episode opened with her
in casualty.
SADLY, JUST WHEN I was plumping up the cushions for a traditional
comfort listen, I was jerked into the digital reality of Ambridge 2023,
where people who used to be written off as "a nasty piece of work" are
suddenly "toxic", characters no longer sleep it off on the haystack but
in their gaming chair, and young people called Mia, Brad and Chelsea
complain that the grown-ups never tell them what's going on.
I'm not gonna lie, as Brad would probably say. It was a disheartening
experience. Aside from Helen I didn't recognise anyone. By the time we
got to the shop Lynda Snell had just gone, which was a shame. I always
loved Lynda Snell. Great name. Great characters always seem to grow into
their names.
I remember asking Victoria Wood who was her favourite /Archers/
character and she said Marjorie Antrobus. Maybe in time Mia, Brad and
Chelsea will have the same immemorial ring as Marjorie Antrobus. I hope
to return in ten years to find out.
===
I've left it as printed (other than ignoring line wraps as it was a
narrower column), including the absence of Oxford (and other) commas I'd
have put in if it was me writing. I've no idea what Farrow-and-Balled
means.
F&B means decorated with trendy and expensive paint colours.their Stream of Consciousness column. It's nearly a year old, but I
From RT 12-18 August 2023 (page 109)
===
Stream of Consciousness
DAVID HEPWORTH
I'm not gonna lie, /The Archers/ of 2023 has lost its charm
[that was a sort of headline, I suspect extracted by the editing staff]
WE USED to be an /Archers/ household. Never missed. Then came the
pandemic and we got out of the habit. It was liberating to break loose.
I had no regrets. It was as though we'd spent the previous 20 years
tethered to a lunatic.
I do like to drop in every now and then, just to see how things are
going. When I catch the odd episode on BBC Sounds I feel as though I'm
wandering through Ambridge, trying to put a name to the urchin who just
whizzed past me on a scooter, noting which front doors have been
Farrow-and-Balled and wondering what's the latest ill-advised novelty on
the menu at The Bull.
The first line of dialogue I heard when turning on this time was
"While it's quiet, let's check the sell-by dates". I was thrilled. This
is precisely the kind of low-stakes drama I always looked to /The
Archers/ to provide. I anticipated the theme tune swelling over the
sound of Helen tentatively nibbling an expired bourbon and the ensuing
cliffhanger as we waited to see whether the next episode opened with her
in casualty.
SADLY, JUST WHEN I was plumping up the cushions for a traditional
comfort listen, I was jerked into the digital reality of Ambridge 2023,
where people who used to be written off as "a nasty piece of work" are
suddenly "toxic", characters no longer sleep it off on the haystack but
in their gaming chair, and young people called Mia, Brad and Chelsea
complain that the grown-ups never tell them what's going on.
I'm not gonna lie, as Brad would probably say. It was a disheartening
experience. Aside from Helen I didn't recognise anyone. By the time we
got to the shop Lynda Snell had just gone, which was a shame. I always
loved Lynda Snell. Great name. Great characters always seem to grow into
their names.
I remember asking Victoria Wood who was her favourite /Archers/
character and she said Marjorie Antrobus. Maybe in time Mia, Brad and
Chelsea will have the same immemorial ring as Marjorie Antrobus. I hope
to return in ten years to find out.
===
I've left it as printed (other than ignoring line wraps as it was a
narrower column), including the absence of Oxford (and other) commas I'd
have put in if it was me writing. I've no idea what Farrow-and-Balled
means.
Chris
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Chris J Dixon Nottingham UK
***@cdixon.me.uk @ChrisJDixon1
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