Post by Nick OdellPost by Joe KerrWith the triathlon postponed due to polution in the river could this
year see the Olympic introduction of poo sticks?
Can't M Macron just ask Parisians to keep their sewage to themselves for
the day? Failing that, 1500m is only 30 lengths of the Olympic swimming
pool ...
Post by Nick OdellIn this house, poo sticks is the colloquial expression for the
biennial bowel cancer testing kit. The idea of playing that
competitively is mind-boggling.
There is an age limit even on that. Over 74s aren't invited to play,
though they can still ask to do so. The sticks seem a bit more high tech
now, rather than reminders of the ones you used to get to get with ice
cream tubs at the pictures.
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iain
"The Seine will be pure, tomorrow/ Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow ..."